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Health & Safe-Tea

I’ve never understood those people who insist that tea dehydrates. How can a half-pint mug of steaming hot water with a tea bag floating in it possibly dehydrate?

Anyway, my instinctive response to the health properties of tea has been supported by the European Journal of Clinical Nutrition, which has dispelled the common belief that tea dehydrates.

The journal suggests that tea not only rehydrates as well as water does, but it can also protect against heart disease and some cancers. Experts believe flavonoids (I’m not making up this bit) are the key ingredient in tea that promote health. They found evidence that drinking three to four cups of tea a day can cut the chances of having a heart attack.

According to the BBC, somebody called Dr Ruxton said: "Drinking tea is actually better for you than drinking water. Water is essentially replacing fluid. Tea replaces fluids and contains antioxidants so it's got two things going for it."

In the interest of fairness, I should point out that another thing that tea has going for it is the Tea Council, which provided funding for the research.

Full story here

Magical Mystery Tea

Here's an event I can't wait to come around.

Down a back street in Preston in Lancashire (stay with it) there's a terrific Africa-themed tea room run by two people who understand the power of tea.

We are a match made in heaven. It is as if someone heard about African Brew Ha-Ha and created the tea room for the very purpose of bringing us together.

The tea room is called the Mystery Tea House (who knows?) and on May 14 at 3pm they will be hosting the Brew Ha-Ha roadshow. I will be giving a FREE talk and presentation (that means pictures!) after which the book will be for sale to fellow tea drinkers.

You may have to contact them to confirm your attendance or else get there early, it's only small.

Venue: Mystery Tea House Cannon Street, Preston, PR1 3NR

Date: May 14

Time: 3pm

Tea Ladies Brew for Fairtrade

An army of tea ladies danced through London to Downing Street yesterday as part of a campaign to promote Fairtrade products.

It's Fairtrade Fortnight, and the aim is to persuade more than a million people to swap their usual brand of tea to Fairtrade products.

Not sure what this member of the household cavalry thought but he's still just managing to keep a straight face.

Greatest invention since the teapot? Well, not quite.

Here’s a truly useful tool for the equipoisedly challenged – the Dunk Mug. Carry both your cuppa and a couple of Hobnobs in one hand.

But if you’re left-handed you’ll end up with crumbs in your lap.

The elusive Duchess of Bedford

I sat next to the Duchess at tea
It was just as I thought it would be
Her rumblings abdominal
Were simply phenomenal
Everyone thought it was me!

It's not like me to publish one of my failings but someone I was hoping to have tea with has turned me down flat.

The present Duchess of Bedford, resident of Woburn Abbey, would have been an appropriate subject for inclusion in the African Brew Ha Ha for it was a predecessor of hers - one Anna Maria Stanhope, wife of the 7th Duke of Bedford - who popularised Afternoon Tea in the 19th century.

Apparently, evening meal times were served later and later in the evening until there was a need for a repast in the long afternoons at Woburn, donchaknow. I know how she felt. I think.

A Nice Cup of Tea

What is it about tea that often brings out the autocrat in people? It's a paradox because tea is usually responsible for bringing people together, at least that's what the African Brew Ha Ha believes.

Eric Blair - better known as George Orwell - ought to have known better, having written the definitive work on dictatorial societies, 1984.

Here is an emphatic treatise he wrote for the Evening Standard on 12 January 1946 on how to prepare tea - he uses the word 'should' 16 times in this short piece.

A Nice Cup of Tea
by George Orwell

IF YOU look up ‘tea’ in the first cookery book that comes to hand you will probably find that it is unmentioned; or at most you will find a few lines of sketchy instructions which give no ruling on several of the most important points.

This is curious, not only because tea is one of the main stays of civilization in this country, as well as in Eire, Australia and New Zealand, but because the best manner of making it is the subject of violent disputes.

When I look through my own recipe for the perfect cup of tea, I find no fewer than 11 outstanding points. On perhaps two of them there would be pretty general agreement, but at least four others are acutely controversial. Here are my own 11 rules, every one of which I regard as golden:

First of all, one should use Indian or Ceylonese tea. China tea has virtues which are not to be despised nowadays—it is economical, and one can drink it without milk—but there is not much stimulation in it. One does not feel wiser, braver or more optimistic after drinking it. Anyone who has used that comforting phrase ‘a nice cup of tea’ invariably means Indian tea.

Secondly, tea should be made in small quantities—that is, in a teapot. Tea out of an urn is always tasteless, while army tea, made in a cauldron, tastes of grease and whitewash. The teapot should be made of china or earthenware. Silver or Britanniaware teapots produce inferior tea and enamel pots are worse; though curiously enough a pewter teapot (a rarity nowadays) is not so bad.

Thirdly, the pot should be warmed beforehand. This is better done by placing it on the hob than by the usual method of swilling it out with hot water.

Fourthly, the tea should be strong. For a pot holding a quart, if you are going to fill it nearly to the brim, six heaped teaspoons would be about right. In a time of rationing, this is not an idea that can be realized on every day of the week, but I maintain that one strong cup of tea is better than twenty weak ones. All true tea lovers not only like their tea strong, but like it a little stronger with each year that passes—a fact which is recognized in the extra ration issued to old-age pensioners.

Fifthly, the tea should be put straight into the pot. No strainers, muslin bags or other devices to imprison the tea. In some countries teapots are fitted with little dangling baskets under the spout to catch the stray leaves, which are supposed to be harmful. Actually one can swallow tea-leaves in considerable quantities without ill effect, and if the tea is not loose in the pot it never infuses properly.

Sixthly, one should take the teapot to the kettle and not the other way about. The water should be actually boiling at the moment of impact, which means that one should keep it on the flame while one pours. Some people add that one should only use water that has been freshly brought to the boil, but I have never noticed that it makes any difference.

Seventhly, after making the tea, one should stir it, or better, give the pot a good shake, afterwards allowing the leaves to settle.

Eighthly, one should drink out of a good breakfast cup—that is, the cylindrical type of cup, not the flat, shallow type. The breakfast cup holds more, and with the other kind one’s tea is always half cold—before one has well started on it.

Ninthly, one should pour the cream off the milk before using it for tea. Milk that is too creamy always gives tea a sickly taste.

Tenthly, one should pour tea into the cup first. This is one of the most controversial points of all; indeed in every family in Britain there are probably two schools of thought on the subject. The milk-first school can bring forward some fairly strong arguments, but I maintain that my own argument is unanswerable. This is that, by putting the tea in first and stirring as one pours, one can exactly regulate the amount of milk whereas one is liable to put in too much milk if one does it the other way round.

Lastly, tea—unless one is drinking it in the Russian style—should be drunk without sugar. I know very well that I am in a minority here. But still, how can you call yourself a true tea-lover if you destroy the flavour of your tea by putting sugar in it? It would be equally reasonable to put in pepper or salt. Tea is meant to be bitter, just as beer is meant to be bitter. If you sweeten it, you are no longer tasting the tea, you are merely tasting the sugar; you could make a very similar drink by dissolving sugar in plain hot water.

Some people would answer that they don’t like tea in itself, that they only drink it in order to be warmed and stimulated, and they need sugar to take the taste away. To those misguided people I would say: Try drinking tea without sugar for, say, a fortnight and it is very unlikely that you will ever want to ruin your tea by sweetening it again.

These are not the only controversial points to arise in connection with tea drinking, but they are sufficient to show how subtilized the whole business has become.

There is also the mysterious social etiquette surrounding the teapot (why is it considered vulgar to drink out of your saucer, for instance?) and much might be written about the subsidiary uses of tealeaves, such as telling fortunes, predicting the arrival of visitors, feeding rabbits, healing burns and sweeping the carpet.

It is worth paying attention to such details as warming the pot and using water that is really boiling, so as to make quite sure of wringing out of one’s ration the 20 good, strong cups that two ounces, properly handled, ought to represent.